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Friday, April 10, 2009

Look What's Poking Up in the Garden

Men who garden at least 30-45 minutes per week halve their chances of experiencing impotence.

This according to several studies, and you can read more here.

I have an idea for new commercials that could tout ecological thinking AND help that guy from 1950 dressed in a santa suit. Can you picture poor Joe Blow (ahem), all depressed and alone, working in the garden--but then after a few weeks things start to take off in the compost-enriched soil. And no pesticides, please. I can imagine buxom brunettes tackling Joe and reaching for the water hose and... oh, I have to go outside now....
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9 comments:

  1. our friend BenApril 10, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    Ha!!! I'd read that, also. And just in time for asparagus season!

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  2. WiseAcreApril 10, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    Thank goodness it's not a male enhancer. I spend over 50 hours a week gardening and trip over myself enough already.

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  3. Benjamin VogtApril 10, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    OFB--I love asparagus. The veg I mean. Boy, I'm in a lot of trouble with this topic.
    WA--I do not want to know what yer tripping over. TMI TMI TMI.

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  4. WiseAcreApril 10, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    All I trip over is my own feet.

    Too Much Information
    - it's all in your head.

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  5. Craig @ Ellis HollowApril 10, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Beats the hell out of enzyte. Second commercial here has a gardening theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1_ZjrcjkSU

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  6. Karen - An Artist's GardenApril 10, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    Lol
    :)
    K

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  7. LayaneeApril 12, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    He He He.....:)

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  8. GailApril 13, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    Post and the comments like these are why I love blogging! Keep it up will you! gail

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  9. PamMay 2, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    Boy, the guys sure chimed in for this post!!

    Hilarious.

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