I've been all over the web and only found a few garden jokes that I enjoy. Do you have any good ones??? (Dirty or rated G, I care not, though I've no "bad" ones yet.)
What does everyone have two of on their face? Tulips.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims (or busted up boxes and missing lamps).
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower? They both have bees coming after them.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a country where people drive only pink cars? A pink carnation.
New gardeners learn by trowel and error. (hardy har har)
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. (not a gardening joke, but I like it.)