Thursday, October 11, 2007

Right Shoe, Left Shoe, Drifting Through the Ocean

PBS is wonderful. Tonight I learned that right shoe sandals steer themselves to one beach in the Gulf of Mexico, and lefties go another way. Apparently, the strap acts as a rudder turning one this way, the other that way. Thousands of miles apart.

Of course, the Pacific Ocean has a huge vortex in the middle that collects trash. Huge dump thousands of miles across. Every dissected turtle and fish has plastic inside them.

And I am TIRED of hearing about gardeners praising global warming. GET A LIFE. "Pretty flowers; why do I have skin cancer and nothing to drink?"

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