Saturday, November 14, 2009

"The The Impotence of Proofreading," by TAYLOR MALI

HA!!!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

our friend Ben said...

Ha indeed! Just the other day, I saw this headline: "Chimp Victim Doesn't Recall Attack on Oprah." Poor Oprah, one just can't be too careful, especially when one's attackers have sporadic memories. And, though this has nothing to do with proofreading or even copyediting, I have to share a classic sentence from a paper one of our friend Rob's (college) students submitted: "Shark attacks usually occur in the water." Gotta watch out for those land sharks!

Town Mouse said...

Yep. Been there, done that. Mr. Mouse usually does not comment on my blog posts unless I have a typo in there somewhere...

Anonymous said...

Male Impotence can as well be referred to as ED. It is a disease which occurs when a man is not able to gain or keep an erection as long as he wants in order to enjoy intercourse. Based on statistics, an estimated 20 to 30 millions of men in America are believed to be suffering from male impotence. It has a severe effect on the self esteem and confidence of a man. An affair may also be affected as a result of ED. These are natural and artificial methods used to tackle this condition.Your first step should be to consult your medical doctor. You will be questioned and there is also a possibility of a test which may consist of urine test and biopsy to test for diabetes. After the analysis must have been taken place, he will determine if you will need ethical medicine which will enhance erections. You may be recommended to take male impotence drugs.

C. Ialis said...

Male Impotence can as well be referred to as ED. It is a disease which occurs when a man is not able to gain or keep an erection as long as he wants in order to enjoy intercourse. Based on statistics, an estimated 20 to 30 millions of men in America are believed to be suffering from male impotence. It has a severe effect on the self esteem and confidence of a man. An affair may also be affected as a result of ED. These are natural and artificial methods used to tackle this condition.Your first step should be to consult your medical doctor. You will be questioned and there is also a possibility of a test which may consist of urine test and biopsy to test for diabetes. After the analysis must have been taken place, he will determine if you will need ethical medicine which will enhance erections. You may be recommended to take male impotence drugs.

L. Ovex said...

Impotence can be the result of a variety of problems, whether they are medical, emotional and psychological or chemical. Various medical conditions contribute to impotence, whether they are the result of surgery or whether they are disease-related. Impotence can result from the chemicals of drugs or various medications. It can also be a result of depression, stress, anxiety and other psychological factors. Once impotence is experienced it may become a self-perpetuating condition due to fear of failure on the part of both parties. The male is so hyper that he won’t be able to stay hard long enough that his fears and anxieties bring the situation about. Part of the problem here is self-image. Males get themselves so tied into the he-man macho image that they sometimes forget that they are human. Humans have good days and bad days. Stress, lack of sleep, tension, a bad day at the office are all factors that enter into play. The first time the man experiences impotence, the experience shatters his own image of himself as the macho he-man. Then the stress and anxiety take over and there is a fear of failure. This can turn in depression and a fear of even trying. Some form of relaxations techniques are education are required in this situation.

D. Yfunction said...

The male is so hyper that he won’t be able to stay hard long enough that his fears and anxieties bring the situation about. Part of the problem here is self-image. Males get themselves so tied into the he-man macho image that they sometimes forget that they are human. Humans have good days and bad days. Stress, lack of sleep, tension, a bad day at the office are all factors that enter into play. The first time the man experiences impotence, the experience shatters his own image of himself as the macho he-man.