Friday, April 10, 2009

Look What's Poking Up in the Garden

Men who garden at least 30-45 minutes per week halve their chances of experiencing impotence.

This according to several studies, and you can read more here.

I have an idea for new commercials that could tout ecological thinking AND help that guy from 1950 dressed in a santa suit. Can you picture poor Joe Blow (ahem), all depressed and alone, working in the garden--but then after a few weeks things start to take off in the compost-enriched soil. And no pesticides, please. I can imagine buxom brunettes tackling Joe and reaching for the water hose and... oh, I have to go outside now....

9 comments:

our friend Ben said...

Ha!!! I'd read that, also. And just in time for asparagus season!

WiseAcre said...

Thank goodness it's not a male enhancer. I spend over 50 hours a week gardening and trip over myself enough already.

Benjamin Vogt said...

OFB--I love asparagus. The veg I mean. Boy, I'm in a lot of trouble with this topic.
WA--I do not want to know what yer tripping over. TMI TMI TMI.

WiseAcre said...

All I trip over is my own feet.

Too Much Information
- it's all in your head.

Craig @ Ellis Hollow said...

Beats the hell out of enzyte. Second commercial here has a gardening theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1_ZjrcjkSU

Karen - An Artist's Garden said...

Lol
:)
K

Layanee said...

He He He.....:)

Gail said...

Post and the comments like these are why I love blogging! Keep it up will you! gail

Pam said...

Boy, the guys sure chimed in for this post!!

Hilarious.